Sunday, 31 August 2014

Haiku Reviews #1

The Frighteners (1996)

Combs chews scenery,
but the film is his no doubt:
poor Milton Dammers.

1991: The Year Punk Broke (1992)

Thurston Moore talks crap,
but shreds like a noise rock God:
stick to music, bro.

The Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

I am Groot? Pfft. No.
I am the Raccoon who stole
the movie. Suck it.
Lucy (2014)

A slice of fried cheese:
rich but nowhere near filling.
(Leave your brain at home.)
Braindead (1992)
The sweetest romance
to also feature a fat
naked undead mum.

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